DOGS IN NAIROBI TO BE BANNED FROM HAVING SEX ON THE STREET...LMAO

This is just too funny and unbelievable.

This is a page from a Kenyan Newspaper dated Dec. 11. I don't know if this is for real but this must be one of the most stupid things I  have ever seen. So now they must get a hotel room or what?

RUSSIAN CHAIN STORE SELLS CHOP BOARD WITH PRESIDENT OBAMA FACE IMPOSED ON A MONKEY

A chopping board with an image of US President Barack Obama as a a monkey, in a store in Tatarstan's main city Kazan and took pictures that went viral. The product features a family of monkeys, with an image of Obama's face superimposed onto that of the smallest monkey.

The upscale Russian store chain on Thursday, December 10, apologised on Thursday for selling the chopping boards after the US embassy reacted furiously.

The store chain also announced it had pulled the item from its shelves, saying it had not been aware of Obama's image. "Sales of the chopping boards have been stopped." Valentina Moiseyeya a spokeswoman for the Bakhetle supermarket chain, Tass agency reported. "We are sorry that such product was on our store shelves. For us it is unacceptable that a store is used as a place for political provocation." Moiseyeva said, adding that the supermarket had lodged a formal complaint against the boards' supplier.

The board is style as a calender for 2016, the year of the monkey according to the Chinese zodiac.

Will Stevens, the spokesman for the US Embassy in Moscow, took to Twitter to show his displeasure, "Disgusting to see that such blatant racism has a place on Russian store shelves," Stevens wrote on Twitter.

A New York city woman is in jail because of a shocking confession she made to the police authorities.

According to reports, Gabriel Lewis went down to the station to make a report against herself  telling officials "I buried the good girl in me and became a real bad b*tch, that's what they all wanted".

When questioned by police, lewis then proclaimed, "My goal was to infect as many as possible" she explained.

Lewis mother came forward to reveal the real reason why her daughter may commits such an act on humanity, she said:

"My daughter was fiercely molested at the age of 15, by two men while she was at her friend's house. Six months later, she was tested positive for HIV.

Ever since that incident, her whole demeanor changed. She could not live with herself anymore.

When speaking with Lewis, she said: "The pain of knowing my fate was unbearable, and I just couldn't face the world anymore, so as my life became a mess my only joy was to make all men whom I came into contact with pay. The price is death for ruining my life".

Good Samaritan rejected for trying to return money he found to owner

Joe Christie, a musician form London, saw a £10 note fall from a woman's her jacket pocket.

Being a good Samaritan Joe ran up to the woman in an attempt to give back her money. Rather than listen to what he had to say, she turned around and said, "Sorry I am not into black boys". What he did next was what made the post go viral.

The post has since gathered more than 165k likes and been shared over 6500 times.

LITTLE BEAUTIFUL AVA DEFIES DOCTORS TO LEARN TO WALK, ACT AND DANCE THANKS TO HER PROSTHETIC SLIPPERS

Up on stage, six-year-old Ava Bainbridge squeals with delight as she dances.

It is a moment her mother, Gemma Day, 31, never thought she would see.

At 14 months old, Ava had part of both feet amputated after she was suddenly struck down by the deadly infection meningitis.

As she lay in her hospital bed, medics said she may never be able to walk, skip, dance and live her childhood to the full.

But Ava defied doctors to recover, and on the day she was sent home, she stood up. Next, she learned to walk with the help of a pair of $1,300 prosthetic slippers designed with a set of toes.

With the special 'feet', the first to be made for someone so young, Ava now loves to dance, trampoline and take part in drama school.

She has since had another pair or prosthetics made, and continues to be a 'little diva' who loves to perform.

The slippers, which cost $1,300, are put on before ordinary shoes to allow Ava to walk properly.

As her feet grew, she had another pair of the slippers made, and has continued going from strength to strength.

The mother said: ' They are brilliant. They just look so life-like. When she got them on you think she has real feet.

'It's just amazing what they have done for her. When anyone comes to the house she gets out her feet to show them.'

Ava's bravery has just been recognised with a Bravehearts North East award.

This event celebrates young people who have overcome extraordinary problems.

Source: Dailymail

MAN DISVIRGIN WIFE'S NIECES 'TO APPEASE ANGRY GODS' AND POLICE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

Edo, Nigeria -- The State Police command has arrested a 28-year-old man, one Blessing Enoyoze, for defiling two of his wife's nieces to allegedly 'appease angry gods'.

It was gathered that the accused reportedly committed the act after he claimed that native doctor told him to sleep with two virgin girls to appease the gods in order for his ailing first son to get better.

The unidentified native doctor, had reportedly told him that his son took ill because his wife slept with another man, adding that the wife who confessed to have cheated, offered to bring two of her nieces to her husband.

Reports indicate that one of the victims, whose name was not mentioned, could not live with the shame, and so called the police.

The wife of the suspect, who anonymously spoke, said she went out the night her husband defiled her nieces, noting that she succumbed to pressure from her husband after she was caught cheating with another man.

The Deputy Commissioner of Police, Abdulkadir Mohammed when contacted after the matter was
reported to the station by one of the victims, said, it was a family issue to be settled among them

WHY DO MEN HAVE ERECTIONS WHEN THEY WAKE UP?

Most men have erections during the night or when they wake up, it a phenomenon known as nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT).

All men without erectile dysfunction may have them and they normally occur around three to five times during sleep.

While it is not exactly known why NPT happens, there a few different theories proposed as to how or what causes it. NPT is associated with REM(rapid eye movement) stages of sleep.

One theory is that during REM stage of sleep, noradrenergic cells(neurons that release the neurotransmitter noradrenaline) located in an area of the pons called the locus coeruleus are switched off. It is thought that these cells are associated with the inhibitory tone of the penis; therefore, when their activity is reduced during REM sleep, testosterone-dependent excitatory tones can be expressed which result in an erection.

Also, Evidence supporting the possibility that a full bladder can stimulate an erection has existed for a while and is characterized as a 'reflex erection'. The nerves that control a man's ability to have a reflex erection are located in the sacral nerves (S2-S4) of the spinal cord. A full bladder is known to mildly stimulate nerves in the same region.

The reason for this NPT is that these exercises actually contribute to the health of a man penis. Erections causes the erectile tissue to swell which in turn oxygenates the tissue. This oxygenation maintains its viability and helps to prevent cavernous fibrosis, a condition that can ultimately lead to erectile dysfunction.

Another interesting theory is that erection during sleep prevents men from wetting the bed because it is difficult to pee with a hardwood.

So I guess it a good thing because it helps you keep your boner healthy. Be happy with your boner, its all for your own benefit.